Sunday, April 30, 2006
Deadly ICE
Cruelsea tells more chilling stories...Many years ago I had to do a research on drugs for a science report. In the end, I came up with a theory that my teacher counted as most probly would not be true. My theory was Ice or better known as Syabu would be the favored drug of the future.
Haha, so I started to write this post after seeing NTV7's news report claiming the growing popularity of syabu, overthrowing heroin n etc as outdated drugs!! Woohoo, so I shouldve gotten more marks for the report no?
One of the few reasons of why Syabu would be popular soon is that is doesn't use
NEEDLES!! YES, no need to have all those holes on your arm. Syabu is a drug that has a form similiar to cystal/ice, generally u smoke it in from a bottled tube thats heated from the outside. For this reason alone, itll be easier for sad curious minds to test it out.
One more reason is that the user would still have much physical control over the body, no shaking, no endless shivering, and yea you
CAN DO YOUR HOMEWORK while using this drug!!
Prolonged use will still destroy your nerves though so you'll lose control eventually but not as fast as the other drugs because Syabu kills very everly so slow...
The device to smoke it can be easily made moreover easily obtained compared to sterilized needels where you start worrying bout AIDS...so yea....
ICE IS HYGIENE SAFE!!!
How the drug is made and how easily obtained it is I wouldnt know...but in corrupt countries with underpaid scientists/doctors this
CAN be done. Syabu is also rumoured to be less additive than even smoking itself so users can opt to step back if its just a short term usage.
YES, YES!!! LIVE ON ICE!!! CONTINUE TO RULE THE DRUG ECONOMY AND PROVE CRUELSEA RIGHT!!! TO TELL YA'LL THE TRUTH, THE NAME OF THIS DRUG EXISTS IN ALL OF MY ACCOUNT PASSWORDS, E-MAIL, COM LOGIN, N EVEN FOR GAMING, YEA ITS BEEN THAT WAY EVER SINCE THAT TIME TO SHOW HOW INTERESTED I WAS!! I SINCERELY SUPPORT THIS DRUG!!!SIN Network - CA
Naming the fishes...hehe...
Calvin didn’t exactly promised to let me name his fishes… but well… when it comes to naming u HAVE to ask now dun u?!! Im good at it!!
So cal described them to me… let me recall eh…
They are
orange. There are
five of them.
One of them a female. One of the males is older and bigger than the rest and the other three are small. When its time for mating the big fish will chase the other 3 away and the female will also shoo them off.
Cute rite?!!
Damn cute wei… but when I asked him to bring them to uni… sobs.. he cant bring em cos they need that oxygen thingy to pump o2 la… but mr calvin described d oxygen to me as if I know ntg bout it!! Insulting…. But forgiven cos he’s entertain me..lol..
Now names for d fishies.. now lets not forget d last fish… a black one.. which feeds on moss and dead fish. I’ve already called him
Mr Mossie while chattin with Cal.. so Mr Mossie he is then.
First fish. Orange. Old. Big.
Lets try mixing up those letters like sum kinda lucky draw eh….
Orangeoldbig = abdeggilnoor
From the 12 letters.. I came up with… gigolo!! Yay!! A good one!! Its just a name la.. dun take it seriously la ppl!! Or u can just name it sumthin ordinary like
Big-O or
Oreo.
Why Big-O?? cos it’s a Big orange fish la. And why Oreo?? Cos there’s 2 Os which rep Old and orange…
If u name d big one Big-O then d small ones shud be:
~ Small-O
~ Tiny-O
~ Mini-O
But dun wan la.. sounds SO ordinary…
Wat bout
Kopi-O, Teh-O-Ais and Milo-O??
Cute eh??
And for the she-fish… lets see…. She is orange… Sheo?? Er.. nono… We need sumthin feminine..sumthin orangey… and it has to be cute as well…
Feora?? Sheora? SheO? SHeora sounds alrite but hard to remember la..
SheO is fine….
N btw..
Mr Mossie sounds damn cute….. but then
Charcoal head sounds nice as well.. hehe..
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Memoirs of Mr.Toshi the Black PD
I once lived among many cuddly soft toys but to my owner, I was just another blunt object. The environment I live in is a maze of a room that amazes all. Sometimes I just wish to ignore my owner and get some well deserved rest just like how all those soft toys in her room do, staring blankly at the wall each day. However, my function does not allow me to do so. Each day, I am fed with information from my complex counterpart, Mr.PC. Then I vomit it all out on Mr.PC's cousins n relatives at Monash. Yea, I DO get to travel around a lot.
During my travels, I realized my owner never follows a direct path but much rather take a round circle before reaching each destination. Each day I learn a lot from my owner, from libraries, from lab to labs, each amount of info i get starts to get me wild. After all, I am a black breed of PD's. Generally, I wont be as lame as my white or platinum coated copies.
One day, the chance just appeared. My owner was in a rushy state as usual and I was plugged into another one of Mr.PC's stagnant bro's....they all behave ever so slow. When I noticed my owner was just about to leave, I began my plan of evasion. Normally, I would blink blink a few times to remind her I'm still here but now I just kept still cold as ice. Even Mr.PC didn't say anythin cuz he would take a nap in between each use. I just waited and waited...
When I reopened my eyes, my owner was long gone. There were still many other similiar versions of my owner roaming around the lab. Then up came another fella to reawake Mr.PC.
Unluckily, my presence shocked Mr.PC and he screened alert messages on the bottom right of the monitor. My cover was now blown.
I thought in my mind, OH GAWD, OH GAWD this fella's horrendous!! I wouldnt want my next adventure to be spoilt this way!! Luck wasnt on my side...my still perfect condition caught his eye. My dreams of being adventerous now hangs dead as I a depreciate each day. Survival however would be my next plan.
What happens next, no one will know. But there's a slight chance I'll still be around where my original owner goes about....
(End of Fictional Autobiography)
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The Mobility of the WebWargh...internet giving away so many website location these day...I used Yahoo n "Cheng Wai" in search engine n instantly ull notice the pourinrain n Jordan's blog
* on the first page....
Sooo the trick if you wanna keep a well hideen blog is either dun mention ur friends direct name in it or your own name as well!!
*(This blog site I rate as the most stressful but surprisingly amusing site to be...when i went there it instantly reminded me of the reality I'm facing....nways all the best dude!! there's a brighter light each day)
This post only reaches here...I've got more spiteful stuff to post :)
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Eeee....
Y no one is updatin this bloggie??!! Bencinya....Nvm nvm.....
sumbody plz update SIN n make me happy la..... feelin down.... cant crack jokes la wei....I've finally located sookyan's blog!! From... evie's bloggie!! Yay!!
N So Yan taK thinks me a punchin bag!! Wat?!! teruk wei her... apa la.. juz bcos im kinda slow when it comes to certain things!! System down ma!! Cal.. she thinks u r not so kayu wei!! Arent u kinda kayu?? No meh?? Well..dats wat i thought... hehe...
N she misplet ty's name!! Good.... nobody shud get his spellin rite nywayz...
I'm gonna make sure nobody remembers his REAL name wei... lol..
N jordan is seriously very chinese!! I agree!! I agree!! but one thing. Y is swt-ing chinese??
Its very IM la.. but chinese?? Ya meh??
Dun u think d words i use R god damn typical chinese-fied as well??
Words like --
lo, le, ya meh, no meh, o ya, yaya.... etc etc.. u get d gist... or r u too dumb to get it?!!
Sumbody said 1 2 update smileys... sumbody..... who eh?? i'm just reminding dat sumbody...
DIdnt sign in msn oso la when i online.... malas. Like there's ever any1 online to entertain me nywayz!! Blek. N i find it sad dat nobody bothers to update SIN... sad...
so sad dat i feel those strings tuggin my heart!!!!!!! Watever. Like anybody cares bout how idiotic me feels la. Ish.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
CALVIN STEALS??Actually just wanted to cut n past me and calvin’s convo.. but well.. accidentally closed d window… calvin closed HIS as well…ish…
Let me reconstruct them.. **Cal, u are welcomed to improvise it.
Calvin: Eh, u said dun 1 2 online one?
Blackthorn: Aiya.. doing my work ah…
Blackthorn: U read my yesterday’s post in jolly or not?? I explained there ledi…
Calvin: D one on Ty and __ rite??
Blackthorn: Yala..
Calvin: Actually I’ve also asked Ty to blog yesterday..
>>> Straight to main point.
Blackthorn: Isnt this Ty’s msn pic >>
**Dunno y I even ask!! Cos ty showed me d pic!! I was damn sure actually!! D stupid water pic la.. yaya.. not stupid not stupid.. not as stupid as d other so called artistic one which doesn’t resemble any Mr Water I know!!
Nyways.. Cal went on to mention sumtin bout avatar. Which I seriously dunno wth is…
So thus therefore hence I cannot recall dat small tiny lil part there..
But he went on to show me change his msn nic to Tseng Yang!!
I was momentarily blur-i-fied!!
I look at d nick. Blink. Blink. Think. Think.
Calvin: If I change my nick oso.. people will be confused…
N then it struck me. I’m STILL chatting with Cal.. lol.. sorry la.. a bit teeny bit blur. One look at d email add confirmed it. Ish. Got confused tim.
Nearly laughed my head off!! Hahaha.. And Cal showed me HIS FREN’s pic!! Poor guy… well.. at least CAL or Melvin didn’t do any photoshop thingy to his face..
Calvin: Too bad not many people use their own pics…
Blackthorn: Good thing too!! Dunno wat u will do to it!!
Calvin: I do not have ur pic…
**Without another word. I logged in Friendster to delete my only pic online!! Then. Finally I could breath again. Phew. Lol. Eh.. nearly died of heart attack!!
Wonder how he steals pics btw… cos I dun think he asked cos.. he said,” I steal from ty.”
Stealing ONLY counts as stealing under the condition that u didn’t ask rite??
END of STORY.
– I name Calvin’s evil twin as Melvin. Why Melvin? Cos I think it sounds malicious!! Dunno y. Just a feeling. Calvin sounds boyish and small. As in Calvin and Hobbes small. Yes… hahaha..
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
No force no forcing...Yesterday i've had succefully FORCED tseng sou yew into bloggin but felt bad and sorry... so ASKED him NOT to blog!! Cos its meaningless la.. He's juz gonna post a word n ciao off anyway!! Would he?? Surely he would layan me a bit more rite??!!
Anyways d point is NO forcing.. cos i get consumed by guilt quite easily..which is btw ONE big flaw!!! Dats like such a weakness!! AND dun u dare exploit my weakness. TO those who dare be damned.
On to my blog today.....
So damn moliu till i attempt to cari kutu in my teddybears... lol..
Management damn fan la.. must explain each of the principles ONE by ONE!! Torture!!
Even d newspaper was a far cry!! Tho i still hate it for making my hands dirty la.. ish.... stupid papers!!
But wonder why the paper is extra funny today!!
If u look into Intech.. yes yes… I DO read DAT section of d paper… haihz…No-brainers like me shouldn’t care to read it rite cos we wouldn’t understand anyway. Is that what you have in mind?!!!
Neways…check out:
InTech page 4 &5. Stay on Target. Fun in the washroom. ITs sum sort of game la.. which IS strictly for guys only cos gurls arent equipped with d RIGHT equipments!! Discimination!!!
Lazy to type I out la.. forgive me… after typing SO much for The World Is Round…and I’m still not done with it yet!!!
Have you seen the advert for Samsung phones?? Damn funny also!!
There’s one which IS suppose to look like a credit card!! I mean wth would anyone want a phone like dat la??!! SO square. SO ugly. Yuck. Eew.
So wat if its 9.8mm in thickness?? **not too sure if I’ve gotten d slimness right..
Slimness? Thickness?? It means the same damn thing yet slimness makes it sound all the more thinner does it or doesn’t it?? And I do think they prefer using the word slimness.. Like the $9.99 effect I suppose…
Whoever reads the paper to know things like dat u say?? Me la. What info would you want to know from The Star?? Sports news?? I rarely read that though I’m forced to touch that section of the paper la.. COS its d last page!! N surely I would have to touch it in order to hold the paper in my hands rite?? Bodoh. U thought apa??!!
And the next amazing advert I saw…. LEARN TO READ ALL THE CHINESE CHARACTERS IN ONE DAY.
My eyes were fixed. Glued to the paper. Widened even. Only when my sis asked me what’s in the paper did I pull away from the paper!! Lol. Can trust one or not le??
One day from 9am-5pm. Price: Rm 688. Free Chinese dictionary. Learn how to use a Chinese dictionary as well. His name is Dr. Fei Chong Ming. Certified blabla…
I remembered the name cos its SO easy to remember la!! The parents are typical Chinese la.. want their sound to be smart la.. so juz name him Chong Ming. Aiyo… typical Chinese…
The Untold Stories : Smiles of Youth Association (SOYA)
Yaya, not many have seen how I looked like during high school. So, I finally decided to place the mystery in this blog.
This pic is was taken in
2003. Earlier pics before
2003 will not be shown...was still...kinda chubby back then....
Then take a glance at my IC photo that was taken on the year
2004.
Finally shaved and changed to a less weird hairstyle.
This was my student ID pic in my CIMP days.
Year
2005.
The early days of my Monash Legacy. Year
2006.
Spooky huh....lolz.......
C'mon evry1!! Smile 4 Eternity!!SIN Network - CA
Monday, April 17, 2006
O well... actually didnt wanna blog edy... but Cal is postin SO many entertainin posts lately!!
I thought must balas his budi baik making me smile... :>
U kao tim d 14 principles i help u kao tim the IDEAL organizational structure la!!!
MY idea of a rational organizational structure.. hehe...
- Organizational action is personal. If sumbody stab ur back... go run cryin to management for help ASAP!! We will jaga ur back!! Ppl gossip bout u?? We can help as well!!
- Rules are NOT codified!! If everybody KNOWS d rules... then its no fun la.. D rules will ONLY be known to d all powerful management!! U break one u die!! Why?? Cos d punishment is eating DOZENS of doughnuts!! hahaha...
- Power belongs to the management. WHo sits in d mngmet?? WOMEN!!! So wat if they have PMS?!! SO wat if their emotions r forever on a roller coaster?!! They HAVE power!!! Kakakaka.... But women r generally peace loving... it'll be alrite i assure u!!!
- There's NO specialization!!* Cos who CAN stand doing d same thing day in day out la?!! ANd here... we understand U!! WE know UR needs!! Come to us come n work 4 us!!
WE LOVE YOU~!!
* No specialization meaning u have to learn to do evry damn thing in d org n dat includes cleaning d toilets and making d perfect cuppa coffee for ur superiors... dun say we didnt inform u bout this!! Read d small font!!
The Untold Theories : CA's Management Theories
The next 14 principles listed below is management theory that guarantee's an unstable but yet productive form of organizationInterior Comfort - Each employee has the right to be comfortable in their working environment. Each employee should have their own private toilet in each office. Air conditioning is a MUST! Employees have the right to modify the interior design of their office (E.g Removing all windows for privacy)
Emotional Expression - Each employee must display an EMOTICON on their office door that represents their current mood status. It is compulsory for each employee to meet up with the organizations personal psychiatrist at least once in a month.
Chain of Joy - Each employee is responsible to keep each other happy. It is your responsibility to ensure that your next door colleague does not suffer from continuos depression without aid.
Scales of Enlightenment - Each employee should have equality in terms of workload given. Those proven to have temporary problematic issues can pass over tasks to available colleagues and they must accept without question.
Iron Donkey - Discipline among employees is not held in high regard but there is still a limit on how far they can go about their actions. The days that you are missing from work would not be a subjected issue so long as the work is done effectively.
Order - Employees have the right to order food from outside resources using company funds during occasions such as staff meetings or late night work extensions.
Rule of Thumb - Managers should be treated like they still exist and should be referred to for frequent advice before taking on new tasks. All actions must be made known to the manager but it is not subject to the manager's agreement.
B.O.S - Board of Smiles, the BOS is the top management of the organization. They hold unlimited power and authority. Each BOS has equal power and decision making is made out from majority votes. There is a maximum seat of 12 BOS members.
Yellow Pages - Each employee contribution and waste is noted in the organizations Yellow Pages, promotions and demotions will be judged based on this principle.
Golden Fork - An employee is only subject to layoff if he/she has been demoted 3 times. Vice versa, each employee can only be promoted 3 times as well.
Golden Spoon - An employee that has been promoted 3 times obtains a Golden Spoon. The Golden Spoon is a window of opportunity to join the BOS. If an employee holding a Golden Spoon successfully maintains a good record within 2 years, he/she is eligable to replace retiring BOS members.
Two Ends of a Mouth - Each divison is managed by two separate managers. There should always be a wide gap between these two authorities to maintain stability.
Informal Selection - Employee recruitment should mainly be based on new talent research, wide range of potential skills, ability to communicate and performance during any given training courses held by the organization. BOS relatives can automatically join the organization but should start from the bottom level of the organization.
Jolly Factor - Promoting cheerful spirits and harmony will boost productivity levels within the organization.
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Sunday, April 16, 2006
The Untold Stories: Monash Hawthorne StudiesOrganized under the thumb of Ms.Puru-Puru, a group of students were selected to undergo Monash's very own version of Hawthorne Studies, in an attempt to raise fame and market attraction. List of students:1) WTY2) CW3) CA4) DW5) JRDN6) YKPuru 2 = Oki students!!, our first test would be on maximum brightness capacity!! All ya lazy faggots need to do is copy all these memo's before tomorrow. Clab 7 would be used for this experiment.WTY = HELLO ALL!!CA = The heck are you doing here?WTY = Just pretend I'm an undercover engineering student pretending to be part of the biz society!!CW = What R we s'posed to be doing again?WTY = Copying Memo's, this task will help improve your non-volatile memory!CW = Say what?YK = Ahaha, U guys go ahead, we IT peeps got pracs to cover, N this is just the perfect place!! (1 out of 6 has left to do something else)JRDN = Why wasnt the MUSA office selected instead...CW = No probs, Ever heard of online snooker?JRDN = Good Idea!! (2 out of 6 is now corrupted)CA = Maybe we should later when the sun goes down or somethin, with the combined brightness, It'll strain our eyes too much.DW = Any1 up for a movie? Ive got tons of DVD's ready!
CA = Uhhh...Monash has crap PC's that dont read these advanced stuff...WTY = It's ok, Ive got my Lappy right ere!!DW = Cool, now for fun!! (3 out of 6 is now corrupted)
WTY = I took my PRECIOUS here too, smile!! (Flash, Flash)CA = (Was already smiling) seriously....CW = Oh, Oh, there's another really weird fella with a camera standing outside the window!! Look, Look!! IS HE SNAPPING photo's of us? Doesn't he know what privacy is? Quick, Quick, Snap few shots of him as well!! (5 out of 6 is now corrupted)CA = (stares at productive group) Eh, I would love to get our task started...but anyone knows where the memo's are?JRDN = Check the Monash Server Student Drive!(After 5 hours of a mixture between internet surfing, Xtreme slow downloads, n browsing for memo files)CW = Phew, that weirdo and his friends left at last, we'll make the headlines playing with the reporters like that!!WTY = My PRECIOUS is outta juice!!, Btw CA, found it yet?CA = Huh?, Oh, the memo's.....nopz no luck yet!(And so goes one day, without any work done........productivity in Monash is assumed to be at minimum with maximum lumination)SIN NETWORK - CA
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Aiyo aiyo aiyo.....
Y nobody cover yesterday's pourinrain event one?? I did one in my friendster ledi la..
BUt anyways postin one with a
twist here.. hehe...
The FIVE+ONE FOOLS.
A classic.There they stood pondering for a second whether or not to go for it.
Its pourin and its 10 minutes till class starts. DO we or do we not do it??
Fool#1: Lets do it. We dun have any other choiCe.Fool#1 took of her heels. Hold em in her hands. Meanwhile d other fools are preparin themselves mentally...lol.. Fool#1 suggested it ma..so damn ready la!! Lol.
ANd with dat.. they ran across d road. Under the pourin rain.
They were quite a sight to behold. 2 gurls. 4 guys. 6 fools who cant wait for d rain to stop.
No one died while crossin d road. We reached uni safely!! Only a lil wet...None of the gurls are wearin white. SAFE. Nobody sprained their ankles or fell while running.. only ter-step couple of puddles..hahaha.. splashin water evrywhere...
Fool#1 --> Cooler looking jeans. More faded than ever!!! Hahaha..
Fool#2 --> Hair stuck flat to his head. Glasses blurred.
Fool#3 --> Same as Fool#2. Juz dat fool#3 has curls...lol.
Fool#4 --> Undried hair from shower. Tried dryin her hair using d dryingthingy in d ladies but haihz.. failed. (Lol!!)
Fool#5 --> Wet sandals aja!! Lucky dude!!
Fool#6 --> His spiked hair apparently wasnt affected by d rain as it was still defyin gravity!! Hahaha..Wearin shoes sumore!! Ish ish..
And we went to classes happily...with a story.. (a classsic at dat!!) to keep us smiling thru out d day.. ;>
**I think i saw sum shocked faces when i took off my heels le.. ahahaha...
THIs is indeed classic wei!!! Cal when u free ah.. must go make a webpage le... for ALL our classics!!! I'll do d writing and... u do evrythin else la!!! Hahaha... With me around.. there's sure to b more classics!!! Isnt dat nice?? Lol..
Friday, April 14, 2006
appreciationall my friends are super nice 2 me!i noe la, u muz b wondering why leech so blur, now onli notice...sorry la, i'm a bit slow =)guess i never really noticed how important u guys r la until i realized that i will be left alone next week! *sobs*i do apologize 4 my slowness but i juz really wanted 2 tell u guys THANK YOU LOTS!!!!!thank you 4 tahan-ing me, thank you 4 being nice 2 me even tho i am not...thank you 4 being there 4 me even tho i hardly appreciate it...and there r many more thank yous la but i'll stop here b4 i get sappy and repetitive =Pso i wanna wish u guys a super awesome and super fun hols!!! enjoy it till d max ppl!!!oh and sorry if i get on ur nerves/ do anythg wrong =)P.S. lichuin sot jor 2day so juz humour me la k? arigato!hugz all around!!! =D-leecH-
Nicknames...JapNames....This week its all about nicknames........Well...came across few jap name generators but most of it are fantasy generated...Here's the real direct translation of how our Japanese counterparts will call us.(Note: Not everyone is listed, any complications raised by this post is regretted)Ben = Benu
Calvin = Karubinu
Cheng Wai = Chingu Wai
Chui Lee = Chii ree
Daniel = Denieru
Glorie = Gurorie
Jordan = Jorudenu
Mark = Maruku
Sabrina = Saburina
Sook Yan = Sooku Yanu
Tseng Yang = Tsusengu yangu
Vivi = Bibi
Yasir = Yashiru
Yeong Kok = Ieongu koku
Here's another versionBen = Watanabe Kaito
Calvin = Matsuo Takumi
Cheng Wai = Nakamura Yumi
Chui Lee = Nakamura Itoe
Daniel = Yamada Taiki
Glorie = Hasegawa Ayumi
Jordan = Endoh Taiki
Mark = Akimoto Kazuma
Sabrina = Saruwatari Asuka
Sook Yan = Sakamoto Chiaki
Tseng Yang = Saruwatari Tsubasa
Vivi = Kawazoe Chiaki
Yasir = Saruwatari Masahiro
Yeong Kok = Yoshikuni Takumi
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Thursday, April 13, 2006
MSN nicks......
Does ur nick reflects who u are?? Ur inner self??
Lets analyse a couple eh... hehe...
And d first guinea pig is.... ME!! If sumone needs to b sent to hell first.. then let me go first!! I dun mind!!
My msn nick is Blackthorn.
A thorny deciduous Eurasian shrub (Prunus spinosa) having white flowers and small, bluish-black, plumlike fruits used chiefly for flavoring alcoholic beverages such as sloe gin. Also called sloe. (answers.com)
As usual.. i've Googled d pics.. i think d flowers are beautiful!!!! Such gorgeus pics!! Too bad we dun have em here.. sobs sobs... Cant get a good pic on the thorns but dats ok... Here's one of d fruits.. Cute lil fruits... hehe..
I'm suppose to b analysing nicks rite.. hahaha.. forgotten liao.. too syok searchin for pics edy... distracted....How did i pick out d nick in d first place?? It was by chance. I was lookin in d dict for sum word.. n i chance to came upon d word. But i loved it ever since!! I like white flowers and d nick in sum ways reflects me. If d there's NO U in d nick.. then u wouldnt use it rite??!!
And for d finale.. a pic of d whole tree!!! ISnt it beautifuL??
But most ppl on my list use their REAL names. nO FUN!! Nvmind.. there's still shadow wolf. Let me do the honors of interpreting it.. hehe...
I remain always in d shadows of others. I'm a wolf amongst the innocent sheeps.**
Wat bout those who DO NOT use nicks?? I have sumthin to say bout dat too...of cos la.. im cheng wai ma.. i want my say on evrythin!! Those...
1) Want no confusion of identities. They r making sure evrybody noes exactly who they r even without lookin at d display pic (more so if they do not use their own pics..)
2) They do not want other to misinterpret their nicks. Their purpose is to not mislead in any way.
3) The 'who-says-must-use-nick-one' mentality
4) My name is DAMN cun ledi!! No need nicks la..Plus my name is so.......ME!!
5) Lazy la.. sumore dunno wat nicks to use oso...
WHich category do U belong to?? I can come up with more but im kinda tired now... but do tell me if u r not covered in any of my 5 reasons.. thankz..... ;>
**Cal.. if u think this is considered non-jolly content.. haihz.. u edit la.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
THankz calvin!!!!!!!
Cal...aka MR all-smiles...... is spreadin smiles..as usual.... sent me useful links for mngment to start me off!! But ppl shud really stop helpin me man..
Im gettin a lil more useless edy.. i'm spastic enuff as it is!! Lol. D other day i couldnt even get dat damn staple to get thru my assign ya noe!! N i called my bro to help me with my acc assigns in d middle of his class....bad me bad me..lol. He came durin his break... nice bro....
D only thing i can do myself is...... studyin!! Yay!! One point for independence!! Hahaha... Y independent?? Cos i study alone la. Duh.
N cal.. i doubt i can ever find soya lollipop le... Make do with ice cream la oK?? Soya ice cream.. i think they have dat in shopping malls.. 
Or u would like to make it easier for me n make do with juz lunch?? N of cos im gonna make u laugh MORE to thank u!!!
N whoever said dat listenin to mandarin songs can improve mandarin la?? Maybe boleh la.. Juz not miNE!!! Ish...... i'm even addin lee hom to d list now... Cos evrybody says dat Jay's pronounciations r out..... Eh.. ppl show support la..those who can speak mandarin.. DO speak to me in it!!! DUN juz busy urself laughin at me la!!!! Ish.................
O cal..... u r NOT d least evil as compared to me.... hehe..blek.. U r an apple with a halo on ur head!! LOL~!! **Cant find a pic of a male angel la.. i found one la.. but kinda obscene la..lol... n it seems as if most angels are females!!!! Wonder if its misleadin or issit d truth?? Lol.. meaning gurls r angelic!!! Lol. ~K la.. i can sleep edy.. 1am.. good.. then i wouldnt have to fear waking up too early tmr morning!!!
Sunday, April 09, 2006
How to ANNOY juz bout anybody!!!How to annoy the police Say out loud when he/she approaches you "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?"
Ask to see his gun.
When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
Say out loud "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!"
Slap his hand and say "Bad cop! No donut!"
When he frisks you, say "You missed a spot", and grin.
After every other sentence oink like a pig quietly to yourself but loud enough for him to hear you.
Refer to him by his first name.
When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.How to annoy everyone Pay tolls with $100 bills
Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
Eat produce at the market; don't buy it
When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
Announce when you're going to the bathroom
Chew other people's pencils
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
Wear large hats during the movies
Touch strangers
Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus
Bite your dentist's finger
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads
Don't stand during hymns and anthems
Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa
Tell people they have bad breath
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Flirt with a friend's spouse
Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team
Shake with your left hand
Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.
Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." How to annoy your driving test examiner
Turn the radio on. When the testor goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
Beep your horn at everything.
When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light
Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the gas again?"
After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.
Fill your car with beer bottles.
The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.
In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
Swear at everybody on the road.
Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.
How to annoy your flat mate Smoke weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
Twitch a lot when you guys eat dinner.
Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
Ask him/her to do you a favor and get you a drink, then when they bring it, slowly pour it on the floor.
Clip your toenails while watching a movie or eating dinner.
Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
Speak in tongues.
Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
Walk and talk backwards.
Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.
Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye."
Recite entire movie scripts (e.g."The Road Warrior," "Repo Man," Casablanca,") almost inaudibly.
Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance at art class (or hit him/her with the wrench).
Collect all your urine in a small jug.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them.
Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
Eat glass.
Smoke ballpoint pens.
Smile. All the time.
Collect dog shit in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate.
Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously.
Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can.
When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you.
Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of grievances.
Paste snot on the windows in occult patterns.
Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
Dye all your underwear lime green.
Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
Bye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet.
Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due).
Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster. Sacrifice something nasty.
Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up.
Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.
Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them.
Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley.
Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why...." Be creative.
Shave one eyebrow.
Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space," twenty times while twitching violently.
Put horseradish in your shoes.
Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want.
Always flush the toilet three times.
Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often.
Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it's an assignment for your primitive cultures class.
Give him/her an allowance.
Listen to radio static.
Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.
Wear sunglasses at night. Bump into things often. Swear loudly.
** Dunno if u ppl find it funny.. but i laughed till i tear anywayz... ;P
Smiles.... (o)u(o)
u NOE those smileys ppl always use??
For instance these few... ;P =P =_=
I
came up with sum of my OWN!! At least i think i found em..hehe..
$_$ Money money money!! (This can b used to refer to ppl like donald trump!!)
8 I bet u dunno wats this!! Its not an ordinary eight!! Its a....snowman!!Look carefully la.. its a snowman!!
(0_0) A blank look to indicate blurness!! Lol!!
[0_0] D blank look above is FOR gurls onli!! This is for d guys!!
Wats with d gender thing?? It makes a diff?? OF COS IT DOES!! Cant u c d HUGE SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE?!!!
TO make it look like an ape with spiky hair...do this!! Cute eh??!!
vvvvv([00]) ------u-u Can u see wats this?? Indifference. Look at d closed eyes..Look at it a lil longer n u can actually imagine it shaking its head!!!
I personly think d ape thing is realli COOL!! N d blank look is quite useful at times of confusion... d snowman IS CUTE!! D look of indifferenceis SO lansi!! LCLY betul!! Hahaha...
=.= -.- [0..0] e_e lo_ol +_+ ^_^ d_d p_qHAve fun o-<-
**U noe wats dat o-<-< thingy or not?? Its a human la!! SO by dat i mean ppl!!
Friday, April 07, 2006
Is he talkin to me??Durin microecons lect today i was damn confused... Mr wong asked a question..i answer la.. then he was like answerin me but i WASNT sure!!WHY?? Cos he wasnt lookin at me!! He has crossed eyes u c.. He's dman funny looking la wei.. but he's nice.. so do like him as my lecturer!! How do i noe he's nice?? Gurls can sense things like this la.......During d 5minute break.. damn guai... read my txbk..didnt talk!! But d case study was interestin.. ~ How much is life worth?? Economist u gotta understand... likes puttin a value.. a price tag to evrythin to calc this n dat la.. Ask anyone n they'll tell u dat life is priceless.. but a determined economist would try to give u an apprximation!! I'll type it out for u guys next time la.. N d other one is The Tragedy of the Commons...They r both kinda funny.. not funny enuff to make me LOL la.. but ok la....laugh a lil bit aja la.. plus mr wong was there la.. He'll b damn puzzled!! Nobody laughs reading a txbk alrite!!But most ppl sure say not funny one... yaya.. its only me as usual then... i noe la... i was in dire need of entertainmt!!
come k??hey!!! d psychology dept having a community mental health exhibition sometime in june... bout d week of june 19 la, u guys COME k???i noe la, d title kinda scary but it'll be FUN!! there'll be games and talks and posters and stuff!!! =Da bit early 2 mention this cos now onli april, but book u guys first la!!! so u guys put that in ur social calendar k?? come come support!!! =Dthanks in advance!!!-leecH-
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Camera Spoofs!!
Meh, so what if SIN Network spreads rumours and gossips about artists in the music industry? Here's a weird pic that one of my best buds sent me. In here, (From what I recognize) appears to be Jay Chow in a concert, having faced a certain dilemma. According to the fella that sent me this, his pants came loose half way during a performance and his assistants came out to help him (0_0)!
What do ya'all think? I was never really in touch with the music industry so I dunno.......
SIN Network - CA
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
NICks!!!LAtest nicknames to add to my loOOooong list of nicknames which i have given to others over d years... hehe.... d two lucky people are..... **drums rolling... hehe...CALVIN & JORDAN!!! Not an unlikely combination at all!! They r both from IT. They r BOTH guys... n they both noe Java is NOT coffee!! Yay!! They SO much in common!!They even share d SAME nickname now!! Lol..N let me present to u ladies and gentlemen the name... let me... d wise one... (LOL)
Wing Keet Tong Sum!! (In canto.. its 4ver in love.. sumthin like dat la..)
May this pair.. this not so odd couple... be happy forever!! Hahahaha... Eh.. lets not discrminate n have an open mind when it comes to matters like this la!! Open UP ur mind!! Let in O2!! Lol. Wat crappy bs... too much accounts la.. apa lagi...lol.
** The nick is of cos.. from their names!! REal names!! Its not fun if its not from their names ya noe... Cos then it'll b meaningless... But evrybody love d nicks i give them..hehe.. Even tseng sou yew!! Hahahaha... Hey.. be proud of it la!! U think SO easy to come up with a good nick ah??!!
For d blur ones.. their names r Calvin Ang Wing Kitand Jordan Lou Weng Keet !! Btw.. nice pic eh?? Hahaha... I googled gay love.... lol.
N count urself lucky for being able to noe me... hohoho....Doing d santa laugh now.. hahaha..
**My extended apologies to all insulted n offended parties.. but.. for d sake of entertainmt.. bear with me... thankz!! Luv u guys!! ;P
Seriously im god damn busy now.. but damn bored as well!! Today sumbody noticed how i contradicted myself within 1 sec!! Argh. So i contradict myself quite a bit sumtimes.. IS dat a prob with u?!! WHo 1 2 cari maut tell me la!!
Duty in ice cream booth is kinda boring cos........gurls ARE SO boring man!!!! N most of them can speak mandarin... n dun feel like well.. conversing in my "superior" mandarin.... so i pretty much leave d others gurls to their own talk... But i like to cari pasal with d other senior la.. hehe...
HE ATE 6 scoops of ice cream yesterday!! N most prob today as well cos i saw him eat 4 scoops during my duty hours!! Lol. Top dat cw top dat...Argh...... i'm nvr gonna b able to TOP dat!! Siao ah!! Dat guy look like a stick wei!!
N d Cimp bake sale?? Not much fun... too small scale la.... not meriah enuff... MORE ppl IS needed!! Plus ppl attract attention!! ** To up sales la!!
I didnt try d choc cake... i was kinda full after 2 scoops of ice cream... yummy raisins & raspbery... I prefer d raisins one cos d raspby one tasted a lil like medicine!! But mr i-dunno-wats-his-name claims it as one of his fav!! We argued a lil bout dat oso la.. too bored ma.. so cari pasal with evrything la...
But actually.. as a PR member.. i only need to jaga d Redang booth... not many ppl asked bout d Redang trip oso la.. mostly non-mbc members.. Our own members cant b bothered to go la.. wat else... dun care la.. not like im going oso!! Blek.
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
TESTs~!!Got sick and tired of tickle tests loOooooog ago!! Now im into drawing tests!!
-- Draw a pig!! Draw a house!! N get ur personality analysed!! Fun Fun!!
Come join in d fun at.......
http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/From d drawing of my pig...I AM:
- positive and optimistic.- direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions- emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker- secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.- you are a good listenerAnd from d drawing of my house...i am...
You are sensitive and indecisive at times. You are a freedom lover and a strong person. You love your house and family. You are a gifted artist as well. Once you have a problem, you need a friend with you. Your life is always full of changes. Once you have a problem, you need a friend with you. Your life is always full of changes. You will avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible. You love excitement and create it wherever you go. You have a strong personality and you like to command, influence and control people. You added a flower into your drawing. The flower signifies that you long for love. It also safe to say that others don't see you as a flirt. You don't think much about yourself.How much truth is there in all these analysis?? Dunno....go check it out la then!!
GO-->!!
SIN - Networks First Weekly Event!!I hereforth dedicate this post to comment on our dearly beloved Miss. Kathy as she would like us to call her. Actually, her name's not even close to Kathy, the correct way is Karthy(Car-thi). Her end name's even harder to pronounce, Purushothaman (Puru - shot - a - man), no offense really.
Indeed, the thing we dislike about her is not how hard her name goes, but rather how she makes life look so boring!! Compared to pre-u CIMP lecturers, take my OB lect Mr.Paul for example, she drops way down below the rating bar. I mean, is that how she's supposed to teach? She just drags and drags on one slide while reading info provided from the textbook mostly. Today itself, CW n me almost kena for making too much noise, though at that time she was directly only threatening CW. Ya, I'm partially in the wrong too N I feel kinda guilty since Kathy only blamed one person. The POINT is, its not our fault that our voice projects better than her in the wee morning, she even had a FREAKIN Microphone to aid her for GODS SAKE!! I'm sure that even me or CW could easily do better than her if we read the whole textbook after one year.
More funny facts!! If you observe closely during the 5 minute break that Kathy offers after the first hour, you can ACTUALLY see her go to REST mode!! (She doesnt move for few a while and closes her eyes). So I told CW Kathy's like a computer, all we need to do is find the plug someday. Kathy's really slow since she never manages to control how long she drags in each page of the powerpoint and ends up not finishing on time, given the length of 2 HOURS!!! Its way faster to just read the textbook than waste 2 hours of our lives.
SIN Network - CA
Sunday, April 02, 2006
4 sentences. 4 marks. Guess wat greedy me did?? O..come on..guess la...
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46 words in ONE sentence!! Lol.
An increase in price is advisable because the increased total revenue generated from sales of higher priced movie tickets more than compensatesfor a fall in quantity demanded caused by the increase in price as the demand for movie tickets is inelastic from $0 to $10.
Well..complex sentences SPICE up answers rite?? Or so i thought...lol.
wats NOT fun?? Er... u CAN make evrything fun!! Even assigns.....so?? Wat u waiting for??!! GO start reading ur txbk n doing ur assigns la!!
DO i do i not deserve an award for being positive?? I DO I DO!!!Lol.
N u noe wat...i've finally figured out why i can nver remember my way!!Cos i look at things which doesnt help me in remembering my way...
I'm either doing dat or doing thinking..not concentrating...and when i need my sense of direction..sigh...wat can i say?? ITS NOT there!! Lol.
Left with rm o.80 of printing quota only!! N i juz topped up 10.oo not too long ago.. DO i feed on printing quota?!! HAhaha... NO la!! DUnno y.. finish so fast one.. Yea rite.. U dunno?? REalli??!!
SImply print stuff la.. then print ur many stupid drafts..U have draft 1..draft 2 draft 3..WHy d hell would anyone need SO many drafts?!! Bodoh la..Yaya..stupidity... blek.
Y am i suddenly crapping like an idiot?? Too much econs ledi..to much..overLOAD. Warning warning!! Econs overload!! Hahaha..
BAke sale tmr!! CAnt wait!!
Would love to stuff myself with all kinds of baked goodies!!N when i suggest to mr mark tan to bake cream puffs.. dia kata susah to bake one wo... well..sumtimes this week.. i SHALL attempt it myself!! BLek blek!! I'm yearning for sum ma.......
Saturday, April 01, 2006
reUnionwell its been a long long long time since i last blogged or felt like blogging but since this blog is 4 happy stuff, i decided 2 blog bout my happy daY today! =Dwent 2 d la salle canteen day 2day 2 visit some of my high sch frenz, saw SO many 5O-ians and tpians!!! *grins*for the uninitiated, here's a background of 5O-ians :-1) we were d NOISIEST class of our year2) we DO NOT obey sch rules [we assume most of them r a pain in d ass la]3) prefects HATED taking care of our class... they'd go "aiyo, 5O ar? no other class meh? that class damn susah la...4) we r our discipline teacher's "FAVOURITE" students - we c her more often than any other classes do. LoL5) we dislike all our teachers EXCEPT 2 :- our maths teacher - cos EVERYONE noes u DO NOT mess wif pn annie lim [seriously, u can ask any tpian and that's what they wud tell u] and our accts teacher - cos she's also our co-op teacher ma and most of us were in the co-op so we pandai pandai la =Pone thg that i like AND dislike abt 5O-ians is that they r LOUD. and i dun mean loud loud i mean LOUD LOUD, the kind of loud that makes everyone stop what they r doing and listen...lee phing: LI CHUIN!!! OMG!!! HOW COME U HAVE KARI KAI ONE???? U ADA BF OREDI ISSIT??? TELL TELL!!!me: huh??? oh no la, mosquitoe bite onliiiiiiiiiilee phing: DUN TIPU ME AR!!!! I NOE WAN!!!at this point, EVERYONE was staring at d bunch of us and there was onli one thg on my mind: HIDE.it took me some 10 minutes 2 convince her that it was indeed a mosquitoe bite. jeez, susahnya.then me and dear went 2 this caricature stall 2 have our faces drawn. eh dear, i collect d picture ledi. it looks NOTHING like u. and d way they drew our necks ar, it's like we have thyroid or sumthg... show u on mon la...then later in d afternoon, lee phing spotted this guy which she thought was rather cute cos he looked eurasian ma and she made d mistake of telling yoke nam.yoke nam walked up 2 d guy and asked him. lee phing disappeared so fast!!! lol, so damn cham!!! dear, remember not 2 tell yoke nam which guy u like, she will go look 4 him wei!!! lucky ah loo and lai teng not there, if not ah lee phing mm sai jing... hahaha...oh ya, do u noe why yoke nam scraped her shoe against ur leg ah 2day?? she say ur leg too super fair wo, need some colour, hahaha...we made so much noise in woon mei's stall 2day, drove all d other customers away, lol! i also met pinky 2day!! so surprised 2 c her there! then when we wanted 2 go 2 mcD 4 lunch & ah loo 4got where she parked her car!!!!! we walked up and down like sakais. i'm sure d guy selling stuff outside d school muz be wondering why 6 'tin pors' r walking round and round, lolaih, miss them alredi, lol... can't wait 4 our bak kut teh-ta pin lo-seafood outing... u wanna join ah dear?? sure a lot of fun one!!! =Dwell, that's all la, if it's a bit boring dun bother 2 read la, if one 2 delete also can, i dun mind =)-leecH-
Heya Ppl.... Juz dropped by to post some "wonderful pics" of the pies me and CA baked specially for both you guyz and the CIMP charity bake sale.... ;p
These r da two pies we made....Try guessin which 1 is for you..Muahahahaa!!!!!!!! :p
Btw dun be thrown off by da one dat looks kinda burnt...LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING..... :)
Plz dun go botherin whether I photoshopped it or not cause it will be a waster of time....
Nywayz..hope all of ya enjoy it on Monday..
C YA... ~BG~
