Monday, May 29, 2006
Tribute to Da D's!!
Happy Bday to DW!!!May your life shine with the more needed excitement that you have been searching for. If you open your eyes widely, theres actually a lot of excitement goin on.....like the passing of clouds, ants wandering in your room (its exciting k, dun you ever wonder why your table attracts ants?), the hallucinations you see in the dark...etc...(ya I'm mentally unstable)
Aint it fun to see fellow peers age? Well I certainly do!! Being born near the end of da year means this certain gap between those 1987 Kids comes to an end for a short while. Yep, you can say "haha, we'z same age now!!".
So why do I even care? cuz my best buds are mainly 1987 born human species.....frogs that jump one year forward during high school and catch up with the 1986's. So they always like force me to take the lead each time were doin something....so if I skip school ar......u'll see the middle back row all three tables empty ledi....
My gang Bday celebration diff wan, believe it or not, my two best buds born same day summore......at first they din even know each other then I became sort of the middle person haha. Nways, our rule is whoever bday comes, he belanja makan. So, u'll actually feel sad on ur bday....lolz....miss those days ler...
KK, Back to treasuring D's!!! Got so many Daniels these days. What to do, its one of those popular names. For human names only though, you wont find any designer labels called "Daniel", it just doesnt match with other brands like "Calvin Klein" or "Sam".
But I must admit, many famous people named after Daniel. In the olden days there was Daniel, one of the four famours babylonians mentioned in the Bible. In the entertainment field, you'll see M'sian Idol's Daniel or famous gay actor Daniel Wu!!! In my ever large family tree also got Daniel Ang.....(good thing is he's older than me kakaka!!)(I wont mock any further too, scare any miriad of my cousinz accidentally wander to this blog).
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Sunday, May 28, 2006
IQ Question
Guess something:
1. Preceeds God
2. Greater than god
3. More evil than the devil
4. The rich needs it
5. The poor have it
6. If u eat it you will die !!!!!
7. Has 7 letters
WHAT IS IT ??
(The answer is a word)
Can answer or not ??
If u can answer.....don't think that u are very smart.......hehehehehe
there is yet another supplementary question:
Guess an item:
He who makes it doesn't want it
He who buys it doesn't need it
He who needs it doesn't know it
WHAT IS IT ??
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Can't solve any of these questions ?
Haha, neither could I
anyway, I have the answers already, so....kindly ask if u want the answers
P.S. no clues are given
posted by : Tseng Yang a.k.a "The Man"
Friday, May 26, 2006
SinCup 2006
SinSoccer Cards!! 
Yupz, this is the latest of collection of my work. Made specially for Ben's Bday haha....
But of course I didnt just send a wallpaper image ler....these images was turned into real sized cards complete with plastic cover ;) Those that want the printable version just mail me ler.
Few flaws though, I didnt manage to include everyone although the total number of ppl in it was already 18. Made me realize how big our group range is..........minus those stabbing points....yea yea....most of us shud knoe (grins)
My complete and sincere (smirk) apologies to those ppl that werent included in the card collection, mainly Leech, Calie, Rania.........probly Yasir n Foong as well but probly these two wont mind much ler since this card collection shud consist of the old gang first.....wait in line ler...
Wan reasons why I cant find? well....mainly cuz of the lack of time ler....I'll probly update the collection during hols nways n redistribute, only thing the printed version wont be done. Some printed version cards had defects as well....Cheng Wai's card was too close to the corner so part of the letter "i" in "Wai" was removed. Michelle's card had no heading......layering mistake. Fixed the bugs in the wallpaper modes though haha....(*The S.ATT in Mark's Card is not a defect, it merely means Super Attacker for irony sake)
So, talkin bout these cards onli not that interesting right.....kk...lets see if we set up two teams of 9 Vs 9 since overall num of players is 18, who would you choose?
My team choice would be:
1) Calvin - Cuz its me!! Why wont I want me? Must have me in ur fav selection oso ya!!!
2) Ben - Cuz he can go score all da goals while the rest strategize....
3) Mark - Rather have him on my teams side than on the other, agressive player. Must think a bit oso, after all the red cards come.....
4) Cheng Wai - This will be good defender, on the left side of the field.
5) Tseng Yang - One more defender, on the right side of the field. Shows how "Right" he can be...he n CW will make a good combo so long as they dun quarrel ler....I'll put Calvin to jaga middle to maintain balance and keep them apart haha...Tseng Yang can just help us assume where the ball will land ler, then CW can go scare enemies away. Me ar.....pretend innocent lor......dun attack middle area ya ;)
6) Chui Lee - Nearly sounds like Street Fighters Chun Lee ya....kick,kick,kick....heh j/k ler, CL very athletic oso lar....I remember last time she always go joging n sports a lot ;) One more valueble striker.
7) Elaine Chow - Explained below.
8) Elaine Liew - Yes, lol. I wan both Elaine's oso!! Both will be rounded at midfield!!! What a sarcastic team this will be (0_0)!!!
9) Michelle - I'll take Michelle since I coorperate with her B4. She's good at coorperation type of stuff....go assist Ben n Mark ya (^_^)? I wanted No.9 actually, my fav num...but this is only the selection number right...not jersey number....so for jersey number I wan 9!!!!!
As for the remaining Team2 ppl, U'll notice a large horde of them are Ancient Ed Board Prime Bosses!!! Yess!! Revenge for all those tiring but fun work ;) Though Sab couldnt give me work considering I wuz already out of EDB when she took over, placing her in team2 would make it all 3 generations of EDB Bosses...haha. Gotta be careful oso...got one large monkey in their group, Mr.Tan MC!!
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WHo do u see??
HU do u c in d pic besides d obvious singh guy with d turban and d fair lenglui in d middle?? Look closely.... stick ur face to d screen.... lol... SUkiyaki!! And another It dude... dunno wat his name... sry....hohoho....
Nice pic eh?? Gotten it from
http://www.musaonline.com!! Dun 1 2 make it 2 big... takut sukiyaki marah me...hehe....
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Eee.. wat to put 4 title la?!!
Bruises ARE suppoz to b painful rite?? But there's one on myleg and its not painful le... dun ask me how d hell i got dat bruise cos i have absolutely NO idea... noticed it in d shower aja.. Dat aside.. c2 wants to be a buddy too!! Yay!! Fun fun..hehe...THis would b an opportunity for me to share my er...knowledge..I believe i have loads to share with ALL my lil juniors... lol.Do i qualify as senior?? Erm.... i shud!! :)Im gonna tell em ALL my 'How to not get lost guide'!!
They shud b realli....... thnkful!! Hahaha...'Okay kiddo... let jie jie tell u how NOT to get lost in monash ah... first of all...travel in groups... safer... So many ppl..sure got one who has sum sort of sense of direction 1...''Secondly... dun walk too fast... look....dun panic!! Whn u panic... sure lost 1...''THen ah... stick to using one stairs/elevator!! This is damn important alrite... There r TOO many stairs if u ask me... butMonash like to show off la... 1 2 tell ppl they can afford manymany stairways and elevators la.. haihz... wat to do.... lansi''Next tip. Follow d crowd. Evryone would b headin to d same place..People in ur course dat is!! If they look familiar... ikut em!!But try not to walk too closely cos they might think u r stalkin em!! Lol.'*DO NOT ever follow strange lookin Ali3N faces!!Thy might b from other courses like engineering and IT!! But these aliens are easyto tell la.. Engineering r usually guys ma.. so whn u see a pack of wolves u noe la... sure engineering one... IT?? U hear words like programming and pracs... u tahu tahu onli la... easy..*'ANother useful tip is...practise makes perfect!! Dun try to rush to ur first class 5 minutes b4 classtime!! Get a senior to teman u beforehand first... noe d routes... then u r SAFE!!'
'Last but not least... alwys alwayz have ur survival map with U!!'**U noe wat... MUSA shud print this out and distribute a copy to all Monash students wei!!
Waitaminute. I can print this out. Get a chop from d i dunno who then stick it on d notice board rite... thn next sem students shall b spared d agony of gettin lost in uni!! Im a genius...
Friday, May 19, 2006
Masquerade Mania
Bleh.....minimum 4 days off to post due ledi....actually i din post for a week now.
Why? cuz IT students have the most tormenting tasks to handle unlike biz students!! I know lar ya'all very free, not free oso at least freeir than us ler!!! CHEAP CHEAP PPL!!! WHY ALL OF U SO FREE?
okies, the above statement jk onli, no one was offended right? U dun have the right to be offended nways....this is jolly...and in jolly....only smiles are allowed!! N the nutty behaviour you see being displayed now is one of the after symptoms of just completing a long assignment and then with no time to relax at all is bound to handle another grueling task.
Ok ok wanna go to main topic ledi
HIDING YOUR SINSToday had to design few masks for the VU NIGHT which I must compliment for the hideous poster they stuck up at the cafeteria (
Yes, main topic reach ledi still nutty), I did not notice its existence until today actually...haha...
Sooo, requests were made bout 1 day prior to the event, usual lar we M'sians. I was excited at first but later realized got assignment due on the same day ler. Luckily, I had leftover base masks from last years CIMP halloween theme day and a few old ones as well. Mostly, I just needed to decorate the mask ler...finished quite fast at a small cost of
RM7 to buy some decorational material.
Lets see what I bought.....shining dust glue bottles with various colours (only used gold and silver in the end), tile cardboard X2 (only used one), flat cardboard (only used 1/8 of the entire piece), Chunee Glue (used few drops). I admit, when I shop,
I'm not that cost efficient.
Nways, Tseng Yang was there in the early process of the mask construction. He was so
AMAZED at the things we had since yalar.....guys dun simply buy these bling bling stuff often, especially the goldust thingy. Is it that bad for guys to have a little decorative imagination....
N, n I'm not 4getting to mention my
co-assistant SYL/SCY/etc for drawing up those cool patterns. Very thankful for da help. Our theme was a
Bird and an
OWL. BTW, the masks are for Eric and Ben ;)
Sad as it may sound, both of the designs look neat although the designers co-assistant admitted not wanting to put it on ever in her life. Even I had nothin to say, cus I remembered how I sarcastically laughing at my own designs on stage last year at CIMP's Talent Night.
Conclusion: We, Creative people design abstract stuff for people to laugh at.
Top Mask: Great Horn (Named after an owl species)
Bottom Mask: NightJar (Named after a bird species)
Light and
Dark....
Nice, but these mere designs wont win ya'all the best mask award or anythin lar. I know sure got few of those overly dressed ppl that always exist in these types of balls that usually stand out more n win.
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Thursday, May 18, 2006
Neglected...
PoOor jolly is being neglected!! Nobody wants to update it... cos evrybody's busy!! Even miss rajin IS busy... who else would update it la... eh, u ALL think biz student SO damn freee 1 meh?!!We r rather busy as well ya noe!!Nywayz.. me and sooching are plannin to join d Monash ball plannin committee!! Cos... dunno... thought it might b fun ;P. But which dept to join la??? Eee... i hate makin decisions... Ticketing, decorations and design, security or sponsorship???And anybody interested in joining us?? Anybody?? It shud b fun.. kua.. tho sponsorship shud entail quite a lot of work... bu ticketin shudnt b too troublesum... N security ah.. er.. noe nuts bout security!! =Pand if anybody noes how to b a buddy do tell me eh.. plannin to b one!! I do think there's another intake next sem rite?? Dat shud b fun too..hehe... evrything seems like fun!! N ah... saw in monga there might b sum charity thingy in mid of august... if u guys noe anythin bout it update me wo... cos im interested la.. those kids look damn kesian.. down syndrome n all... those pictures moved me... so kesian... WE GOTTA GO give em sum love!! Come lets ramai ramai GO!! Dat can b a holiday plan oso :) Its in tmn megah issit?? I dunno where d hell is dat le... sounds far.. can get there thru Lrt ah?? U noe i cannot drive 1 la.. buses is out of question.. lrt n ktm bolehla... Aiyo.. why do i find evrythin to be interestin le.... like dat damn shit le... evrythin oso 1 2 go do.. mana ada sO much time wo?!! Must learn how to prioritize... u ppl noe any place they teach us to do dat?? And and and... ive tried googling wat hai means... haihz... fruitless... so i asked a fren lo (gurl)... n she told me la.. o... rupa rupanya its gurl's private part.... ic ic... but dat doesnt make much sense also le... apa sohai and mahai?? Y cant they say sodiu and madiu?? Vulgarities are for idiots wei.. cos they DUN make sense!! So i understand la bodoh rite?? but with a hai its vulgar la.. Why is mahai vulgar?? I've forgotten wat is ma le.... hai i noe vulgar la... Eh guys.. do a post on 'Vulgarities Explained' la.. i kinda need it la.... being laughed at ledi for bein a kaak bwh tempurung....
Sunday, May 14, 2006
This one is for d young readers!!
One for d yound readers now shud we?? *Calvin la... young readers konon... alrite alrite...
I'll make em all suitable for under 13 kids alrite!! :D
This is a story of a girl...
a dumbity dumboty gurl.Last saturday she found out how to open her calculator cover to change batteries. This sunday she has forgotten it again. Despite multiple tries and with her bro coaching her by her side..
She failed to open dat cursed cover.
'Just push it open la...''Maybe ur fingers leave a lil gap la..''NOno.. ur fingers too close together edy!!''Now push.''Aiyo... why ur fingers NO grip one!!''Push downwards downwards..''Aiyo... dun open la.. spoil d calculator onli la u!!'With dat.. i continue with my accounts assign... haihz... hopeless hopeless... to the lil kids out there.. if u arent half as dumb.. say ur thanks to heavens above now!! ;P And nope... my bro is not impatient.. o btw... my sis solved d comp problem ledi!! D toolbar or watever u call it is now DOWN again!! I want it UP. My bro wants it DOWN. My sis wants to try her hands at getting it down. So well o well.. either way i dun mind it. But bro insisted dat he wants it down while i c no prob with having it up...
N kids... if u dun want nitemares.. go eat ur cereal with milk!! Eat more!! THen no nitemares one.. jie jie promise... go go-->> But must eat kellogs wo.. ;)
What Not!!
Omg.....why jolly lolly land turning to a Gay rumour tavern!!!!
Not that I mind but but too much of these will corrupt young readers!! Who knows which 6-7 year old kids might stumble upon jollylandz while searching on google for
Wong Yang Cafe,
Parrot Fish, or
Jordan Toothbrush!!!
K ler maybe for this month ok ler, since this seems to be the hot topic recently.....won't have much time for long posts lately, got assigns here n there.....even under my bed.....
Nways....Proud to announce
SIN Networks 50th post limit!!!! Woot!!! Lets all aim for Platinum Record of 1000 posts ler!!!
Congratz to PourinRain for reaching 100+ posts as well...
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Saturday, May 13, 2006
THere's sumthin with d guys...
TWO guys. ONE house. WHole nite. Together.
Well.. u get d idea... shud i elaborate?? Need i say more?? Lol.
THe two guys are namely mr ty and mr yasir... wondering wat didthey do together now are u?? Me too... but wat can TWO guys do la..Once again, i leave dat to u and ur imagination.. Y spoil d fun bymaking things crystal clear eh?? Yupz..
Both of them claimed dat they slept in separate rooms... but well..we werent there rite?? So... arent we all quite open minded?? WE dun discriminate dun we all??
Gays are becoming quite an issue.. shud we allow gay marriage??Why not?? Especially in china.. can curb overproduction ma...
0verproduction?? Wat a word... true ma... an overproduction is a market ineffiency and reduces social welfare... lol..
In conclusion, guys.. we r okay with ur sexual preference.
*Burstin out in laughter edy!! Hahaha... damn tak tahan!! Lol.*
-- and d dumbest thing these 2 guys did was to tell me bout it!!Dun u agree?? :D But love and respect their honesty and trust in me!! :D But no la.. i think they just wanted to entertain me la.. accounts IS kinda confusing... gonna have to look damn desperate on monday in front of mr lau to get sum help ;P Gonna attempt d 'near tears hair pulling' desperate act!! Hahaha...
O ya.. a piece of gossip for u engineering people... bout mr joshua...
Voon had a crush on Joshuawhen she was in Form 3!! Joshua knew la duh. D news spread to him la!! N when he sees voon, he'll tease a lil la..
'cheanvoon cheanvoon...'
U want to know anythin bout joshua?? Ask voon. She noes. She told me sumthin but i cant really remember la.. cos im not at all interestedin knowing la... i think its sumthin like at first he's not so vainthen he met a girl.. this n dat la..forgotten edy lor..
Wonder how voon can fall for mr menyampah face la. Cos we were atorange for lunch ma.. d first person we saw when we stepped out washim~!! Benci. Whenever i c him ah, i give him one look one...
D 'wat u lookin at' look. Sum ppl i just gotta look... cant helpit la... n sumtimes its not dat i want to look oso...ter-lookaja.. It happens to all of us rite?? It cant be me only!!
Gotta ciao now to update my bloggie....
A lil help is appreciated..
First of all i need to confess my stupidity. Im hopeless with comps. I suppose all of u know dat by now. No... im not hangin my comp... but did sumthin rather stupid...
SUmhow.. sum clickin and UNintentional draging... d whole damn toolbar or watever u call dat is on d top now!! Eeee.. wat u call dat thing la.. u noe when u need to shut down.. u got to click on ur windows 'start' icon on ur bottom left rite?? Mine is now on d upper left corner!! I moved d whole damn thing UP!! And im still getting used to this change.... i want em DOWN again!!
Anybody. Sumbody. Help....... tolong!!
Jordan: Exposed
The truth is OUT!! Read on my frenz.......
Jord@n: I wanna drift in Tokyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
Cheng Wai what is the Gay blog website edi ar??
BL@CkTh0RN says:
wah... u interested ah??
BL@CkTh0RN says:
yo... jordan dun scare me ah
BL@CkTh0RN says:
Jord@n: I wanna drift in Tokyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
no lah
BL@CkTh0RN says:
colinandkero.blogspot.com
Jord@n: I wanna drift in Tokyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
just wanna hve fun only
Jord@n: I wanna drift in Tokyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
(Lol emo)
Jord@n: I wanna drift in Tokyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ok thank you
BL@CkTh0RN says:
okok..go have fun la then
~ GOd.. jordan is havin FUN readin gays' blogs!! Lol... be careful cal!!
Friday, May 12, 2006
C.U.T Daily Vol.1
THE CRUELSEA!!!!!!
Just when ya'll think life in my aquarium such as Big-O is cruel enuf..
What ur about to see is the real Cruelsea!!!! The exposure of heartless killing aquatic lifeforms that every day's task is to kill instead of having leisure strolls. There is another universe deep below.........
This is a Chimaera pup, infant stage only. A scarier adult version will be shown below. Looks like an alien pet liao....
Da Blob!! An evil fish with every evil intention you can imagine. See its eyes filled with hatred!!
The Lizard fish, if this was in local ponds, fishermen would return home in bones. But I still think piranna's are much more deadly.
This is the adult Chimaera fish, OMG!! Eyes really glow like those anime creatures...guaranteed these are original evolved fish not genetically modified like in the movies.
Well, there are more common deep sea predators like the Anglerfish n Coelacanths but ya'all have seen those in newspapers right!! Time to look at how the lesser beings in the depths evolve to survive!! It's not that fun being hunted by those creatures showed above (o_O)!!!
This fish (Oreo), having seen most of its cousins dismembered and torn apart into different parts decides to just continue its generation with just the head part, to make it less worth bein hunted...
Huhu, this is a lobster!! A heavily armoured one that has a front rear end with the shape of a shovel. No!! its not for digging its own grave!! Its to shove its enemies up their ass!!
This clever deepsea crab, grows its own spikes!! Why? So that Squids and Octopus cannot land on top of them Nmore more or less would any fish plan to pounce directly onto this needle being!!
Nuthin special huh? In reality this lobster is blind. It cant glow nor detect translucent Predators that use light to attract prey. Since most of its kin are dumb enuf to fall for those tricks, this species blinded itself to avoid being tricked and at the same time would not need to witness any murder scenes....
Very, very, cham!! In the very bottom of the Cruel Sea there are snails oso.....
These Snails builds extra armour to attach with its shell and gains invulnerability till something big with a good digestable stomach can afford to swallow it whole without having its gut torn to shreds by the snails sharp coral stones then only this snail will meet its fate.....
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4 days.
Aiks. Thursday already wei!! To be more precise friday. Neways just realised i have not been postin in SIN for 4 days ledi..
I am quite rajin normally dun y slack a bit ledi... well.. i was waiting for sum1 else to update it ma.. since cal o cal posted sumthin edy... must post oso la....
Nywayz... SIN as usual... is devoid of other humanly voices besides me cal and sookyan... others all entah mana ledi. No one seems to be showin any support!!
Everybody busy ma... reason one. Reason 2: cant b bothered to post. Reason 3: Nothing to post la..
All these reasons are unacceptable!!
But wel thank god there's till sookyan and calvin!! Love these people.... those who cant b bothered go die la. See cal, Mr blurry is gonna take a looOOoong break now... as predicted... i dun even need to plot any graphs to analyse trends seasonal factors or watsover man..
Nyways enuff of me complaining. Me oso tired of me complainin edy!!
Fishies....... cal showed me sum funny antics of his fishies... never knew fishies can b SO cute!! Yala.. besides Nemo la... Cal, u shud post a pic of She-o beside Big-O!!
She-o is small or rather TINY beside his mating couple aka lover aka bf big-O and they do look cute together!! Lolz. But i notice humans like doing d same thing!! 5feet gurls with 6 feet guys :) Tho i dunno 1 feet is equivalent to how many inches but damn a lot la i know!! N i watch taiwanese game shows ma... so i noe loads bout stuff like this!! I DO!!
Taiwanese game shows.. mandarin songs.. anythin to improve my laupek mandarin... so damn teruk cal who noes nuts bout mandarin laughs at it!! Eee... Today durin lunch d guys wer talkin bout cars accidents and stuff and im silently thankin god dat i DUN drive!!
Eh, ppl stickin out their middle fingers at u.. cursing and all.. I can live without havin to kena any of it!! Men are d worse!! FIrst word chibai ledi. *Is this how u spell it?? Got 'h' or not 1??*
At least i'll start with 'wat the...' I dun jump straight to fuck cos reflex slow ma... plus havent make sure wats wrong must give chance... so we shud all say.... wat the.... till we get a better look at d driver first...
For guys.. if u see a gurl, forgive her la!! See a guy stare cukup la. Honking is max alrite!!
Road rage is irrational behaviour!! Only nutty lawyers with guns are irrational enuff to attempt it cos they noe d law enuff to bend them quite a bit... ya.. for d rest of us innocent citizens... we better stay clear eh.
Gotta sleep edy la.. tmr wesak day. Must go temple sumore.. bangun pagi gosok gigi.... not dat i dun bangun pagi oso la even without wesak day... actually 1 2 go tweak blogskin but wait till hols first la... dun waste time la... nitez c
4 d record, mark tan is officially on my avoid list!! Bet u cant read this!! Hehe... dun think u can cut n paste into words to change into other fonts le.. but u can try or juz ask me la!! Lol.
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Avatar, Avatar, Avatars
SIN Manga Mania!!
Sry, liao I knoe long time din post ledi!! Moderators shud always post least once a week. Been workin on my latest art mah....though I'm no longer with DA doesnt mean I can't draw right? Ignore the painting as usual....I never seem to get colour tones right...
Knoe who this is ar?? Try guess ler, its a tribute to another newly met friend this year ;)
Ciao first...Bus...
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Monday, May 08, 2006
Stupid ppl stop picking on me!!
Gik sei.... during accounts lecture.. i was sittin in 2nd row la.. damn front but dats where d other gurls i noe sit la.. so...
Nywayz we were discussing bout ratio analysis and all... and mr Kevin low asked which ratio is better.. so as i was discussin with my fren beside me, Mr kevin looked at me and asked wat am i majoring in.
Opsie. Bad.
D whole lecture hall suddenly damn quiet liao. Aiks. Embarassing.
'Econs'.
From his face i can tell wat he's thinking!! He must b saying lucky NOT accounting cos she's sure to FAIL!! Yaya.. so my answer was wrong for datstupid ratio thingy... u dun need to put me on d chopping board ma... eee...
I dislike mr kevin. No la. I damn d biasa ledi. Benci wat la.
Not dat this is the first time i kena oso la.
Mistake: make urself heard. Consequence: Public embarassment. Insults.
But damn embarassin le today when i got in d wrong lecture haLL!!
Not again u say?? Yala...
For accounts la. I masuk. Sat down. Ask d gurl beside me wat clas is this. She said accounts.
SO safe la i thought. So i thought...
Enter one malay lady who looks like a lecturer. I asked d gurl again. Same question.
WAts her answer?? accounting B. O godamnit. Im taking accountin A la damnit!! Damn damn.
CAlled wendy. Lt3 she says. Eeee....
I calmly but quickly exit LT 1. Well.. if its not LT 1 then it shud b LT3 la. Saw bro. Dun ask me why he's there. I dunno. Nywayz he led me to LT3 cos idun quite noe d way la.
LT7 another one.. haihz... took one BIG turn to get to LT7!! When all i need to do is take a right turn. haihz. I took a left. CIrcled damn level 3 b4 i reach LT7. Haihz. Hopeless.
O ya. Saw DWL in during accountin. He's sitting alone la. LT3 damn packed cos most Friday students joined this class la i think. He was sittin alone cosso damn packed he was using one of those individual tables. DUn tell me howhe got dat table. I dunno. Nywayz i was lucky there's still a place with alld other gurls. Phew.
THank god i talk to those gurls man. THank god.
Cruelsea's Domain
Memorablia
A simple post to tell ya'all how much I appreciate everyone.....as well as the trees for providing us with O2.......the rain for bringing us water..............Monash.U for its everlasting burden....n so forth so forth..........
Rite........
J/K ler look around n see if u can spot anythin new ler......hints a link on the right.
Yeps, its my long dead webby that will now be eternalized in SIN!! No longer will I need to google it out to find the link hahahar!!
Might update it though.....since I won't have time to figure out how to design templates in html n thus I cant make SIN look the way I want it to be...so for now it'll remain in its casual look.
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Thursday, May 04, 2006
Science Project
Yeah, yeah...I know this is my first time making a post on a blog.... you can stop saying "finally posting !" in front of the LCD monitor screen.
Allow me to present my first word upon posting for the first time
......"Hi"......
Well, based on Calvin's demand (CW... dun get upset ya), my first post in this blog will show you all the beautiful, yet ugly, + weird, however...WORKABLE !! pesky science project. Yes, I used the word "pesky" to symbolize my feelings towards my science project...meaning...I like it !! yet I also despise it :(
Why ?? you may ask,
The answers is as below:
I spend 3 days (19,20,21 April) to complete my project, 3 DAYS !!!
Obviously, when I stress on the term "3 days", I meant that it's a
lot of time. In 3 days, many events can happen, namely:
1. Tseng Yang gets married
2. Monash caught fire
3. Calvin gets a billion dollars
4. Cheng Wai updated NOTI-ING
5. Tseng Yang become a billionaire (hey, not just you CAL !!)
6. Bill Gates lost half his company shares to "Macrohard"
7. Logic Gates made so much logic that it's logical (Yes, this statement is silly)
8. Man can travel at the speed of light !!
9. Tseng Yang updates this blog again
10. Bruce Willis have to save the world from armageddon.... for REAL !!
Now do you see why I say 3 days is such a long time ?
I can go on and on about the significance of 3 days, then talk about time management, + much much more regarding the philosophical part of 3 days.....BUT......that is not my purpose today. Today, I shall only talk about my science project.
Let's continue.....
Day 1:
Meet in college to do the project in the morning. Although Elaine Chow brought all the necessary K-Nex toys to make the project, we noticed that we were still short of a golf ball, a sliding ramp, a funnel, and 2 MECHANICAL STEPS !!! Even after careful planning of 6 mechanical steps, we only realized that we are short of 2 steps when we went to ask our lecturers. Yasir, who was doing in another group with Chee Siong (because of different lab days) is also short of 1 mechanical step. So, that is when we halted all construction process and revised the design schematic. Yes, the day became difficult at that point, but life goes on you know. After the new design have been produced, we went to see our lecturer again and....phew.... the design had 6 steps....FINALLY !!! We went home after lunch.
Day 2:
Construction, construction, and construction....took us some time but we
managed to complete the project on this day. The only thing left to do
was....testing....
Day 3:
Testing.... The initial few tries failed and we could not see the mistake. We looked and looked again and found that the pulley was the source of the problem. The string connecting the box and the ramp was too long and we had to shorten it. It was a challenge to get the project to work failproof-ly, but ironically, that wasn't my biggest challenge. MY BIGGEST CHALLENGE was to keep my alarm clock safe from "DANGER"... 2 hyperactive creatures codenamed "C2" and "Leech". Apparently, they...somehow... enjoy to torture the alarm clock despite the fact that the clock was a vital part of the project. It was difficult, you know, to protect it against 2 VERY professional clock assasins. They move fast, furiously, and use dark corners as defensive camouflage. It's not a fair fight too...2 against 1. Eventually I found a spot that they cannot attack...MY POCKET. Ahh...nothing can be more safe then my pocket at that time....... Work goes on until the project is generally failproof.
-------- 1 WEEK LATER ---------
D-DAY ( 26 April 2006 ),
The day that the lecturers evaluate the project
on this day, the project made its first maiden appearance in public,
HEYZ....I got a pic of it....wanna take a look ??
How is it ?? beautiful, yet ugly, + weird, however...WORKABLE....yes ??
Ahh, i'm sure you all readers are anxious to know the result for this project, allow me to shorten my post and get straight to the point...
We were given 3 tries... and we succeeded in the first run.
18/20
HURRAY !!!!! :) :P
Not bad ya :) :> Till next time my friends.....
-Posted By TSENG YANG a.k.a "THE MAN
P.S : Calvin..... "Wong Tseng Yang Cafe" is a marketable brand. "Tseng Sou Yew Cafe", however, is not. (I SAW YOUR POST !!!) :) :)
Today's Innovation
Cruelsea Unofficial Times (C.U.T) Paper
Cruelsea unofficial times was established prior to today's CUT incident. If you were there I can guarantee total amusement. Personally, I have never expected today to be so entertaining.
Firstly, I salute TY for actually trusting CW to possess weaponry in the effect of her usual rushing condition. Today's example certainly proved humans could not easily defy the sharpness of blades and grow thick skinned armour according to will. Differences in gender also proved unrelevant to possessing immortality towards blades. Okies, enuf bout the CUT incident ler, since CW already posted most of the interesting reports.
Back to the original issue, CUT is an artificially imaginary news company funded by SIN and is dedicated to promoting local innovations.
*All additives used is of non animal origin
This issue would focus on promoting one of M'sia's latest local prime, the "Wong Yang" coffee guarantees both emotional and functional satisfaction. This highly addictive product is powered by a certified to be permitted ingredient known as "Ice". Sure what, which beverage never use ice before lar....Anyways, we are PROUD to announce its founder, Wong Tseng Yang which came up with all the other calculations and ingredients besides ICE. The product name was renounced to "Wong Yang Cafe" after I-diotic marketing officials declared "Wong Tseng Yang Cafe" to be not a marketable brand preferred by the country due to ambiguos cultural issues. So....hurry up and buy the darned product ler!! Its on sale for a promotion price of RM1.44 only!!! With each purchase, 4 cents would be donated to Men Associations helping those suffering from erectile dys.....around the globe ;) Sry ler Fatimah flavour not out yet, Sabar jer lar!!!
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Ouch.....
My hand hurts..... 'bcos sumbody' passed me a swiss knife la.. so dat i can kill myself... n me being me tried it on my hand... n yea.. one 1.5 cut there ledi la now... pain pain!! N Yaasir lagi dumb.. he saw me kena cut he still tried d knife on his hands!!
He thinks he has WAAY thicker skin!! Dumbo.
Each and evrtyime i washed my hands.. stinging pain la!! Apa lagi?!! Even while im typin this post it hurts :'(sobs)':
STUPID TSENG YANG.............!!! I shud have just stabbed myself n make him die of guilt....... Eee... Today kena bully teruk my d guys cos i was d only gurl.. sobs.. c2 not there... well..even if c2 is there we r still overwhelmed by d guys.. Poor guys to gurls ratio la.. wat to do wo..
Adui...my hand hurts.... pain pain. How can i NOT feel d pain??
101 guide to not feeling pain
1) Distraction. Talk talk talk. It wasnt painful during mngtm... I was talkin so much i couldnt care less.. watchin mr kupu kupu laugh till he could hardly talk is entertainin!! ;P
Dat guy likes havin me in his class me BET!! Hahaha.. perasannya... =P
He asked me where i 1 2 work after graduatin.. i said dunno la duh. How am i to noe wO!! He said i shud b in communication bla bla.. see?? He likes talkin to me... hahaha..
2) Sleep... unless u r being eaten alive in ur dream i doubt u will feel any pain...yaya..lol. BUt i was get weird dreams when i sleep!! No fun... eee...
3) DUN type!! This is a good one!! Cos typin is causing my hands to hurt like hell....... But i need to blog... pain pain la... dun move my hands too much while typingla.
4) Wrap ur hands with cling wrap!! Water-proof it!!
N ya.. guys.. next time during lunch NO dirty talks!! I kena only all d time!!
WHen books turn into boobs... u noe its WRONG!!! Seriously... d boob thingy ty... GOSH....
C2 would have changed from human to red faced tomato on d spot alrite!! But me still can tahan a bit la..
Despite all d pain.. dirty talks.. middle finger and a spinklin of vulgar words... we had fun during lunch!! Hahaha.... DId u guys notice ppl from other tables staring at us btw??!! I DID... And after i made d cut.. lagi byk attnt man!! Lol.. Gonna update my pourin rain frenster bloggie now.. ciaoz.. we shall have more fun next time we lunch eh?? How do u ppl survived b4 i came along man?!! Hahah.. damn perasan...
Cal... u shud do a "before and after chengwai" post la.. Hahaha.. there i go again.. damn perasan...
blek blek.. when its kinda true.. its not really dat perasan-ted rite?? Hohoho...
Monday, May 01, 2006
Tales from the Aquarium Vol1
Cruelsea Talks...duduk aje...dan dengar....
Wow, finally got to know what species my orange fish were!! no pics yet but you can see how they look like on the net. Ironically its called a "Parrot Fish"!!! CW!!! ur species lar!!! How do you like that? U shud try n rare some of these as well, very easy to keep alive n eats like just twice a day on bread crumbs....or just get those paper like fish food....they normally ignore the round pellet types. N o yea, actually have one more extra small male fish i didnt count in last time, so there's 4 small males altogether instead of 3. Don't look at me like that lar....didnt see ma....it has many places to hide k!!
So...on with vol.1, Mr.Big-O once already had a mate, same age, diff gender n they grew up together. When they were small got other fish teman them also...once again i dunno the exact names so I'll give a close description of each. Got few (uncountable) fan-tail fishes which is as small as ikan bilis but darn beautiful fan like tails. Very vulnerable and there is also a kissing fish. Why kissing fish? well, this fish kisses its reflection each day, peach in colour n damn kesian liao so we later got it a mate then it got something else to kiss lor. They really do kiss each other often in fact. Oh, yea, Mr.Mossie was still around also, less smaller only. Before that we had a larger Mr.MossieII that grew out of hand so we gave him away...this is a new younger one. Overtime, Mr-Big-O n his wife grew larger and started treating the fan-tail fish as fish bait. Attacked those poor lil things till their fan tal koyak n cannot swim properly...sobs..
So to save choas, we transfer the fan-tail fish to keep in empty pots filled with water near the lawn. Cuz, they dun need the air-pump ma. But then, one day 4got to keep the pot under shelter then you know lar M'sia weather. The rain overfill the pot n all the fan-tail fish ikut longkang go elsewhere ledi....can guarantee ya'll they wouldnt reach a river or sea n feel freedom lar...even drains got predators right?
Then one day, Mr.Big-O's wife just kept floating upside down....ok...lor...gonna die ledi..fish when fall sick ar...30% chance still alive after that. So we separated the sick wife in another smaller spare aquarium with medicated water as what the fish shop owner suggested. But then ar...the spare aquarium no air pump...so eventually she died of suffocation also...
Huhu, course lar Mr.Big-O notice sum1 missing ledi. Now in the aquarium left the 2 kissing fish and Mr.Mossie. Soooo, everday looking at those 2 kissing fish ar...you can only imagine how Mr.Big-O was feeling.
To be continued....
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Clarification time!!
Do any u know how to clarify butter??
First of all.. u heat ur butter in pan. Dun stir. Wait. WAit.Till all the butter has melted and u see sumthing floating on d surface...Now turn off the stove and scoop those floating stuff out. Done. BUtter clarified. THose floating stuff is i dunno wat la...
WHy do u need to clarify butter?? Well... if u dun do it.. and if u wereto use it for cooking...it will hangus damn fast la!!
Nywayz.. enuff bout clarifying butter.. dunno y d hell i go tell u all..Anywayz... im suppose to clarify all d misconceptions which mr calvin (by purpose im sure!!) has created!!
MYTH 1:
My room is a mess.
TRUTH:
MY table is a mess. NOt my room. Tho its quite a mess when i get back from unila.. but i can clear it up in one minute la.. so his claim IS invalid!!
MYTH 2:
My soft toys stare at the blank wall.
TRUTH:
NO they dun!! I arrange em nicely... they get to watch me sleep :P
WHen im not sleeping.. they get to watch me do my hw & assigns... n watch me fall asleep on my study desk and wake up with numbed arms...lol.
MYTH 3:
MR Toshi is planning an escape.
TRUTH:
HE's planning a holiday but kena stolen aja ma...
Oh plans.. dun we all make them?? BUt how many plans actually turnout as they r suppose to be rite?? Yala.. stupid plans.. dunno y we bothermaking em in d first place!! Stupid us cant stick to plans...
But its not really our fault at times wat... sumthin..anything alwayspops up!! Yaya!! I SO agree with u!! How can u agree with urself?!! Isntdat like kinda weird?? DUmb 2. BUt i AM dumb!! NO meh?? Nyways..enuff of talking to urself!! U r gettin evryone confused!! Wat me?!! U la!! Its uall along!! Blame me pulak!! EEeee...
Haihz.. i think i shud rename my bloggie from pourinrain toI think i just got dummber
OR Dumber by d second.. nano second at dat..lol.
