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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Eee.. wat to put 4 title la?!!

Bruises ARE suppoz to b painful rite?? But there's one on myleg and its not painful le... dun ask me how d hell i got dat bruise cos i have absolutely NO idea... noticed it in d shower aja..

Dat aside.. c2 wants to be a buddy too!! Yay!! Fun fun..hehe...THis would b an opportunity for me to share my er...knowledge..

I believe i have loads to share with ALL my lil juniors... lol.Do i qualify as senior?? Erm.... i shud!! :)

Im gonna tell em ALL my 'How to not get lost guide'!!
They shud b realli....... thnkful!! Hahaha...

'Okay kiddo... let jie jie tell u how NOT to get lost in monash ah... first of all...travel in groups... safer... So many ppl..sure got one who has sum sort of sense of direction 1...'

'Secondly... dun walk too fast... look....dun panic!! Whn u panic... sure lost 1...'

'THen ah... stick to using one stairs/elevator!! This is damn important alrite... There r TOO many stairs if u ask me... butMonash like to show off la... 1 2 tell ppl they can afford manymany stairways and elevators la.. haihz... wat to do.... lansi'

'Next tip. Follow d crowd. Evryone would b headin to d same place..People in ur course dat is!! If they look familiar... ikut em!!But try not to walk too closely cos they might think u r stalkin em!! Lol.'

*DO NOT ever follow strange lookin Ali3N faces!!Thy might b from other courses like engineering and IT!! But these aliens are easyto tell la.. Engineering r usually guys ma.. so whn u see a pack of wolves u noe la... sure engineering one... IT?? U hear words like programming and pracs... u tahu tahu onli la... easy..*

'ANother useful tip is...practise makes perfect!! Dun try to rush to ur first class 5 minutes b4 classtime!! Get a senior to teman u beforehand first... noe d routes... then u r SAFE!!'
'Last but not least... alwys alwayz have ur survival map with U!!'

**U noe wat... MUSA shud print this out and distribute a copy to all Monash students wei!!
Waitaminute. I can print this out. Get a chop from d i dunno who then stick it on d notice board rite... thn next sem students shall b spared d agony of gettin lost in uni!! Im a genius...

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Eee.. wat to put 4 title la?!!