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Thursday, May 04, 2006

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Cruelsea Unofficial Times (C.U.T) Paper

Cruelsea unofficial times was established prior to today's CUT incident. If you were there I can guarantee total amusement. Personally, I have never expected today to be so entertaining.

Firstly, I salute TY for actually trusting CW to possess weaponry in the effect of her usual rushing condition. Today's example certainly proved humans could not easily defy the sharpness of blades and grow thick skinned armour according to will. Differences in gender also proved unrelevant to possessing immortality towards blades. Okies, enuf bout the CUT incident ler, since CW already posted most of the interesting reports.

Back to the original issue, CUT is an artificially imaginary news company funded by SIN and is dedicated to promoting local innovations.

*All additives used is of non animal origin

This issue would focus on promoting one of M'sia's latest local prime, the "Wong Yang" coffee guarantees both emotional and functional satisfaction. This highly addictive product is powered by a certified to be permitted ingredient known as "Ice". Sure what, which beverage never use ice before lar....Anyways, we are PROUD to announce its founder, Wong Tseng Yang which came up with all the other calculations and ingredients besides ICE. The product name was renounced to "Wong Yang Cafe" after I-diotic marketing officials declared "Wong Tseng Yang Cafe" to be not a marketable brand preferred by the country due to ambiguos cultural issues. So....hurry up and buy the darned product ler!! Its on sale for a promotion price of RM1.44 only!!! With each purchase, 4 cents would be donated to Men Associations helping those suffering from erectile dys.....around the globe ;) Sry ler Fatimah flavour not out yet, Sabar jer lar!!!

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