Friday, August 18, 2006
A wth moment
Bored. What shud i do then?? Hehe...
A plan is hatched. Within minutes it was put to work. I dialedd 8 numbers and the line was connected.
A certain female answered the phone. I said hello and asked if wee vien is around. She said sumthing but i was a bundle of nerves and instead of asking her to repeat i asked if ty is home.
The answer is no and boy was i delighted. The voice asked who ami looking for and who am i. I told her that im ty's fren. She suggested dat i call ty's hp.
"No...im looking for wee vien", i said.
I think i asked her. NO, i think she told me. Sumhow i found out im speaking to ty's MUM!! OMGOMG. She called d right weevien for me this time.
Now i know why her voice sounded so mature and calm!! Aiyo. Wat a blunder. But cw is not one to be easily embarassed. Not togive up now...she talked to the sis, the real sis.
I must have frightened cos well from her voice i can tell la!! So i told her NOT to be afraid tho i bet dat did wonders in making frightened her MORE so!!
Ah shoot.
So i attempted instead to make her promise me she'll come next fri for d MUSA street party since she'd be having her hols anywyz.
I will consider so she told me.
I tried really hard to make her promise still. Persistent cw. Typical cw. Yaya...watever people.
Said goobye and kept my fingers crossed.
Realised i gotta tell ty so dat he can help me with his sis...He shouted back at me for calling and asked me where d hell did iget d number!! Nola...he wasnt angry, shocked only.
No more ordinary days with me around eh?? Lol.
But well...i ought to warn him first...his sis will be running to him once he gets back...
Wv: Bro!! Ur fren called me today!!
TY: WHo d hell??
Wv: Dunno...A gurl. I didnt ask for her name but damn scary wei!!
TY: Hmm...who has my number...let me think...What did she say??
Wv: She asked me to go for sum street party...
TY in deep thought mode. Thinking really hard now of who dat stupid gurl is...
Before long it struck him dat it can be cw. Horror of all horrors.It has to be HER!! No other.
TY: Calm down now. I'll get this settled. No one's gonna call u to scare u anymore alright...u r safe with me.
*TY in his manly state. Protective brother mode.
Sis looks admiringly at manly brother. Hugging his brother she uttered many TQs. Tears were shed. Bonding in action.
Later...TY:: Sumbody's gonna pay for her doings. Sumbody's gonna getstrangled, die and buried 6 feet under. Sumbody...
Ty picks up his phone and scrolled down his contact list, lookingfor a certain sumbody by the name Crazy Witch (CW).
Listens to dial tone... and soon enuff a voice answers d call.
TY: Oi sakai!! Why u disturb my sister?!! Cw: Oi!! Disturb wat?!! I merely invited her to d street party!!
Ty: U scare her okay!! She had been traumatised by you!!Cw: Wth. Stop being so protective of ur sis okay. She needs to know more people. All kinds of people. Dat will help her grow ok.Ty: D last person i'd like her to know is YOU.Cw: WHAT?!! She HAS TO meet ME. Me of all people!!Ty: What for?? SO dat she can die of d horror?!!Cw: Argh. What horror?!! Im joy!! Pure joy!!!TY speechless ledi. Warned cw to never call his sis again.
Cw cannot promise. Promise refused to be promised. TY gives up.
Cw attacks.
Cw: Get ur sis to come next fri!! She has to come!! It'll be fun!!Ty refuse to promise he'lll make her sister to promise him to come. Promise denied.
Cw arghs. Disappointed dat ty refused to promise what she made him to promise i.e. to make her sister promise dat she'll come next fri and thus failing to seal this promise.
* The first 300 words or so are non-fiction. D rest is pure
fiction ;)
**No characters are created. ALL real people okay.
***Apologies to ty's sister wee vien for freaking her out for no reason. Further apologies if i have spelt her name wrongly. I mean
no harm in making dat call and i dun eat lil kids for dinner.
****Apologies to all who have suffered to read my 700word post. But well...i know i'll be forgiven...calvin...wats ur house number eh?? Anyone interested in me calling their lil siblings?? Dun be shy...hahaha...
