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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

A tribute to the Spam King..

Well, I am sure most of us have been 'blessed' by the Spam King with all his spam messages, and I think we should repay his 'kindness' for 'blessing' us all. Therefore, I dedicate this post to our Spam King for his never-ending-kindness..

On 04 Nov 2006, 9:30p.m. :
Tonight a long haired female pig will come to haunt 5 unlucky ppl, huhuhu I wonder who, this pig would rape u(male only) upside down and mutilate u (reserved for the female recipient) with no mercy, eat less pigs n murder more chicken, each chicken u eat will mean that the female pig is one step further away :)

P.S : Are you eating more chicken now ??

On 04 Nov 2006, 9:12p.m. :
( Possible repeat due to some ppl who got empty sms when I ran out of credit yesterday)
To all that remembered my glorious aging day, u all will be remembered by me always :) As to the rest that forgot I blessed them a happy death, one that is painless n to die smiling :)

P.S : Well, Spam King DO run out of credit.. HaHa.. Anyway, did you remember his birthday ? If you don't, well, God bless you.. If you did, Spam King bless you ~ ^_^

On 31 Oct 2006, 1:57p.m. :
The Credit Kid: Credit kid lives with much misery, his handphone keeps running low on credit, and his family does not give him credit for his efforts, so one day he wished upon a star, for more credit, so God granted him his wish, in the year final exams :) this is the curse of credit kid, forward to ur beloved friends or get all credits!

P.S : Well, if we were cursed, at least we wouldn't fail any subject in final exams. A 'blessing' curse from Spam King, or you don't call that a curse ? >_<

On 21 Sept 2006, 3:54p.m. :
1=ondru, 2=rendu, 3=mundru, 4=naale, 5=aanju, 6=aaru, 7=aelu, 8=aethu, 9=ombodhu, 10=pathu. thank u=nandri. helo=vanakam.
Spam.org = spermu orgy :) reaching out to all cultures

P.S : Well, you did learned something right ?!

On 20 Sept 2006, 4:01p.m. :
Spam.org is back with brighter news after dealing with a downfall caused by culture shock, we have been forced to downsize our employee scale due to smoker terrorism, spammers around the world have begun to take action towards this devil cult!

On 28 Aug 2006, 8:04p.m. :
CA memorablia guide: The big five personality traits OCEAN: (O)peness (C)onscientiousness (E)xtroversion (A)greebleness (N)euroticsm

On 28 Aug 2006, 4:03p.m. :
Dear students, this is a reminder to you all that the mid term assign for SPM 9009 is due this wednesday 12 am, send national wishes to your 31st most precious friends you had encountered in your life :) the marks scored will affect the amount of spam received in the future

On 23 Aug 2006, 2:20p.m. :
Tug of war top 10 super heroes :
1) Gurpal with strength over the extremes
2) Alvin with his poison clouds
3) Jordan by riding his wife's
4) Cheng Wai if we power up her with speakers
5) C2 if she brings some C4's
6) KF Loe just by talking redundantly it is expected the vibration denerated can shake mountains
7) IT clan, with power combined we will have the strength of one!
8) Monash PVC pipe
9) ENG group, with the Yasitsengyalator
10) The Imperfects :)

On 22 Aug 2006, 4:12p.m. :
Spam as we love it, Spam in some sane sense is also marketed to diff segments of consumers,

Basic consumers: those that never really respond to Spam,

Premium consumers: those that win prizes to receive daily spam (look in the mirror),

Fashion consumers: those that will use spam as conversation openers,

Classic consumers: that collect a library of historical spams,

Expressive consumers: that will give negative or constructive comments,

whichever consumer you are, Spam is alive thanks to you, Spamkia, connecting people :)

P.S. : Which category of consumer are you ?? I guess I am the Classic consumer ~ ^_^

On 18 Aug 2006, 8:58a.m. :
SIN CA new week6 class - A womens body is also segmented for reasons of marketing value, they have good product quality but expensive in price, to communicate value they come with good customer service, for guys the only parts that are segmented is not their six pack but their misarable brain such as the sender of this sms :)

On 18 Aug 2006, 8:45a.m. :
SIN CA sms class week 6 - by segmenting markets, it allows the org to provide goods and services that meet the needs of consumers. Market segmentation can be achieved by aggregating prospective buyers into groups that have common needs (4P)

On 17 Aug 2006, 4:36p.m. :
Boost Juice Bras, One size fits all, 7 colours to keep you happy, blended cup, vegetable cup, suits whatever your cup size varies, buy 2 n get a fruit machine free, juicier results than the load ur Bf carries :)

P.S. : Girls, have you guys got your very own Boost Juice Bras ?? Hurry ! While stocks last !! =Þ

Hope you guys enjoy some of the 'blessings' from our beloved Spam King !! ^_^

Brought to you by :- YK`

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posted by The Imperfects @ 7:59 PM