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Monday, September 11, 2006

Respite, Recreation, Relaxation

Howdy PEOPLE !!!

I realized that I have not been posting for a loooooooooong time.

Things have been moving very slowly in jollylandz lately.......

Guess everyone is busy with Monash work and the coming exams. I'm pretty sure everyone has some assignments to pass up and tutorial homework to do.

So, give yourself 5 minutes to rest. Have a nice LAUGH at the joke. ENJOY PALS !!

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One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says:

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

-By Tseng Yang a.k.a "The _ _ _"

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posted by The Imperfects @ 8:37 PM

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